[問卦] 英國女王會跟強生說什麼?

看板: Gossiping
作者 : Conan5566
發文日期 : March 27, 2020, 8:10 p.m.
留言 : 266
英國首相強生 如果打電話跟女王報告自己確診武漢肺炎 女王會跟她說什麼? https://imgur.com/8ZN92N7
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1Fssaprevo: e04 59.115.71.132 03/27 20:10
2Fwxes9050339: 女王:滾 39.12.137.116 03/27 20:10
3Fa6234709: Good luck 220.143.29.138 03/27 20:10
4Fpolo125809: 你已經死了 39.11.70.186 03/27 20:10
5Ftoto3527: 你媽確診 36.239.166.95 03/27 20:10
6Fmonroe1234: 肯定是說英文 1.172.232.58 03/27 20:10
7FLailungsheng: 美強生 101.136.40.49 03/27 20:10
8FHoward61313: Keep calm and carry on 118.170.46.72 03/27 20:10
9Fjetaime851: 冬踏取密 42.76.232.207 03/27 20:10
10Flilith2000: 恭喜 你終於快成佛了 114.25.45.29 03/27 20:10
11FJulian9x9x9: 不要靠近我啊啊啊啊 110.30.145.12 03/27 20:11
12FARCHER2234: 007不會幫你報仇,因為他也在舔 49.215.147.10 03/27 20:11
13Fdageegee: da fuq? 101.10.17.198 03/27 20:11
14Fa0986188522: me ok you go180.217.225.220 03/27 20:11
15Ftoto3527: 為啥英國首相 留川普的頭 36.239.166.95 03/27 20:11
16Fpolo125809: 你有被光速踢過嗎 39.11.70.186 03/27 20:11
17Ffransiceyho: 祝你身體健康~ 49.158.91.102 03/27 20:11
18Fs880303: 加油好嗎 111.241.20.207 03/27 20:11
19Fbill0129bill: 下面一位 101.12.41.28 03/27 20:11
20Fhkd2: show me the money 61.227.35.111 03/27 20:11
21FBeanoodle: 乾我屁事 220.142.107.86 03/27 20:11
22Fash9911911: 咩175.181.112.215 03/27 20:11
23Fknight0123: 安心養病 1.171.179.34 03/27 20:11
24Frednah: 中時陳去選英國首相會上嗎 180.204.147.51 03/27 20:11
25FMakeAWash: 下面一位 61.228.174.171 03/27 20:12
26FBLABLA007: R.I.P 118.161.232.66 03/27 20:12
27Fharrychen413: 你媽確診了 42.72.179.96 03/27 20:12
28Fleoz69927: 幹滾遠一點拎祖媽很老了 114.27.21.138 03/27 20:12
29Fgarybawbaw: Logout! 101.12.67.152 03/27 20:12
30Fmoeliliacg: 我OK 你先得 114.26.79.170 03/27 20:12
31FSuperBMW: Sucks 111.252.236.13 03/27 20:12
32Fdanielgogogo: 說英文那個戳到我的點 笑死 114.27.91.115 03/27 20:12
33Fderrick1220: may show gun more ?101.137.129.146 03/27 20:12
34Fjma306: God bless u 111.82.210.181 03/27 20:12
35Fkuro: 可憐哪 118.168.87.127 03/27 20:12
36FLoveMakeLove: 離我遠一點!Leave me away 36.229.61.240 03/27 20:13
37Filw4e: 女王:還好老娘早跑到行宮去避難了 42.72.202.250 03/27 20:13
38Funclefly: Go fuck yourself223.140.199.133 03/27 20:13
39FLAWfOREVER: Dear J, you’re fucked!114.136.163.136 03/27 20:13
40Fshadwell: 洗內 卡Q因 42.77.84.174 03/27 20:13
41Facergame5: 下面一位223.137.158.223 03/27 20:13
42Fzechs8250: 加油~你快有抗體了~!! 27.247.34.64 03/27 20:14
43Fbillybbb: 戴口罩 223.140.76.241 03/27 20:14
44FTchachavsky: 英國女王:現在年輕人阿~~~~~ 嘆氣~~140.117.196.197 03/27 20:14
45Fwildkidy: 撐下去強生,撐不過往生 101.136.36.135 03/27 20:14
46FTchachavsky: 可憐阿 我吃過的鹽比你吃過的口水多140.117.196.197 03/27 20:14
47Falmaa980909: 女王:suck it bitch i win 180.204.172.84 03/27 20:14
48FOrnette: 會說肥宅滾遠一點 61.216.26.1 03/27 20:14
49Fchino32818: I survive ,you die223.137.113.137 03/27 20:14
50Fjipq6175: how dare you 74.69.160.130 03/27 20:14
51FRyanHoward: 來愛愛吧 寶貝 61.230.198.226 03/27 20:14
52Flucifer666: 你走開 220.133.71.61 03/27 20:14
53FTchachavsky: 讓大不列顛再次偉大 你讓祖國蒙羞140.117.196.197 03/27 20:15
54FManlunlun: 美國川普 101.15.203.60 03/27 20:15
55Fsolitary7146: John 系啦 49.215.208.39 03/27 20:15
56FPePePeace: fuck off! 114.46.83.211 03/27 20:15
57Fbluck2123: 蠔爹油 101.12.58.46 03/27 20:15
58FaggressorX: 你看看你 61.228.42.109 03/27 20:15
59FLoveMakeLove: 我OK 你先得 36.229.61.240 03/27 20:16
60Fincandescent: 謝謝你為群體免疫奉獻心力 101.12.102.53 03/27 20:16
61Fpokyhoyo: 讓八國聯軍再次榮耀 勝利艦該開出來玩惹 49.214.213.221 03/27 20:16
62Fsoulboy330: 007要上映了 下一集會幫你報仇 180.217.162.2 03/27 20:16
63Ftakabashi: 東踏取蜜 42.72.70.72 03/27 20:16
64Fstandbyyou: 一路好走~ 110.28.4.152 03/27 20:16
65Ftzuchun42: keep calm and carry on180.218.130.215 03/27 20:16
66Falcpeon911: ko de you 42.72.52.14 03/27 20:16
67Fjackie5678: 我兒子有病 114.26.236.99 03/27 20:17
68Fkris19: 左邊鎧之巨人,右邊超大型巨人 223.137.213.35 03/27 20:17
69Fxuein: https://imgur.com/phMzHwQ.jpg223.140.249.139 03/27 20:17
70Ftooeasy: Finally!!118.165.111.205 03/27 20:17
71Fdick929: fuck off 101.9.228.39 03/27 20:18
72Fclaymath: UCCU223.137.183.224 03/27 20:18
73Ftonylolz: 無慘死了 60.248.220.243 03/27 20:18
74FMaxwellDSA: 爽嗎兄弟 woohoo 死好啊媽的 1.161.53.238 03/27 20:18
75Fintointo: 東踏取蜜 42.76.15.170 03/27 20:18
76Fmissin: 早日成佛180.217.248.193 03/27 20:18
77FJoybena: Long live the queen. 1.160.126.96 03/27 20:19
78Fchia777: 你是在哈佛? 114.136.243.97 03/27 20:19
79Ftalkdiary: you're fired! 42.74.136.95 03/27 20:19
80Fabyssa1: 東踏取密223.137.152.183 03/27 20:19
81FTchachavsky: https://imgur.com/w2TFHVC140.117.196.197 03/27 20:19
82Fhelado2015: l’m sorry (因爲兒子先確診了) 42.74.67.252 03/27 20:19
83Fams9: 來人 給首相一隻豬 220.129.196.58 03/27 20:20
84Fcccmn: 想幹掉老娘 你還早累 114.33.7.116 03/27 20:20
85Fsoria: 女王:滾! 42.72.81.160 03/27 20:20
86FCowBaoGan: FUCK OFF!! 111.243.44.83 03/27 20:20
87Fumano: Long live the queen笑死 118.165.70.173 03/27 20:21
88Fwayne332211: 噫!好了!我中了! 111.65.70.32 03/27 20:22
89FOldYellowDog: 啊~死相! 223.139.67.215 03/27 20:22
90Fdimw: 哩金憨慢 101.10.16.130 03/27 20:24
91Fliuman: You are screwed 114.136.5.162 03/27 20:24
92Fispy03532003: 等下記得去人事安妮那邊拿非自願離 42.74.65.197 03/27 20:26
93Fispy03532003: 職書 42.74.65.197 03/27 20:26
94Fokichan: Hello, It's me. 111.250.31.109 03/27 20:26
95FLII1201: corona 37.4.225.135 03/27 20:27
96FIlat: 哈哈你看看你~哈哈你看看你~118.165.159.246 03/27 20:27
97Fkonner: 幫我換一雙免洗筷 110.26.228.131 03/27 20:27
98Fsmileboy2016: hahahahahahahahahahaha 203.204.50.67 03/27 20:27
99Fbelievefate: 維大力? 42.74.145.32 03/27 20:28
100Fkero0331: 英國腔超讚的 101.10.55.135 03/27 20:29
101Fs0930194: FUCK OFF!! 118.168.11.208 03/27 20:29
102FDarkerDuck: corona可憐啊 36.236.95.25 03/27 20:29
103Fjusticeyes: 東踏取密,嘻嘻 118.167.128.28 03/27 20:29
104FZombieslayer: ikea 89.64.13.6 03/27 20:29
105Furmfo: UCCU 107.1.159.106 03/27 20:29
106Fwqcftgv: https://i.imgur.com/eu64XkX.jpg 111.71.7.114 03/27 20:30
107FRoselle44: 比柯基還笨 27.242.198.239 03/27 20:31
108FOoJudyoO: Fuck off 49.219.172.52 03/27 20:31
109Fillusion0083: 我ok,你先die 111.252.170.38 03/27 20:32
110FBrinkley: Get away from me 27.242.168.199 03/27 20:32
111Fpikakami: 東踏取蜜140.116.132.127 03/27 20:33
112Fgodzillalala: bloody fuckwit. 27.52.222.61 03/27 20:34
113Fcc02040326: cunt 42.77.240.62 03/27 20:34
114Fz13579: 冬踏取密 笑到不行XDDD 101.14.148.135 03/27 20:34
115Fsherlinat: bloody hell150.117.212.208 03/27 20:34
116FALACOOL: 可以整理一下頭髮嗎223.137.202.142 03/27 20:34
117Fdoom3: 我先掛了 現在5G很快 111.254.4.38 03/27 20:34
118Fkiddcat: 天擇! 114.43.24.114 03/27 20:34
119Ftokyoto: leave me alone118.160.117.160 03/27 20:34
120FNTJL: 下面一位118.168.122.154 03/27 20:35
121FJwfsm: fuck U eat shit114.136.142.193 03/27 20:36
122Fnextpage: 離我遠一點 36.235.22.136 03/27 20:36
123Fadamacon: 是在Hello106.107.241.106 03/27 20:37
124Flulumielu: 幹 該不會要G在武漢肺炎? 125.227.248.95 03/27 20:39
125FDudeFromMars: 東踏取蜜 110.26.40.8 03/27 20:39
126Fqwe04687: 馬ㄉ 給我戴口罩ㄛ 223.137.71.142 03/27 20:39
127Fmenshuei: 離我遠一點蛤 1.163.156.95 03/27 20:40
128Fnichtsicher: 下面異味 42.72.30.26 03/27 20:41
129Fsunsolars: 「要有心理準備要跟親人說再見」 110.50.165.159 03/27 20:41
130FJack2277: 馬的發科 36.234.250.93 03/27 20:42
131Fseraph01: 東踏取蜜125.230.170.173 03/27 20:43
132Faskey: 我OK,你先得 125.231.79.190 03/27 20:43
133FKJC1004: fook off 220.141.48.173 03/27 20:43
134Fnvidiam: 大夫已經把解藥塗在我的 49.216.103.44 03/27 20:43
135FSantaNM: Darwin is right.114.137.230.117 03/27 20:45
136FPeterHenson: 我兒子有病 219.70.117.22 03/27 20:45
137FMoratti: 女王可能 59.124.93.142 03/27 20:46
138Fjgs0213: 下台 220.137.35.105 03/27 20:47
139Fjgs0213: 沒 220.137.35.105 03/27 20:47
140Fshawn11: fxxk off 36.227.66.4 03/27 20:47
141Fsirenita: 女王:next 111.71.11.145 03/27 20:47
142Fjgs0213: 他髮型有像王世堅 220.137.35.105 03/27 20:48
143Ffinancial911: ko lian na 1.171.2.71 03/27 20:48
144Fjgs0213: 沒 220.137.35.105 03/27 20:48
145Fla8day: 哩麥軌來 麥軌來呦 110.28.72.246 03/27 20:49
146FCliffx: 洞塌取蜜 180.177.58.32 03/27 20:49
147Fmikemiao1492: 女王任內首相數加一 220.138.50.163 03/27 20:49
148Fg204094: 比我還嫩 下去 114.46.42.214 03/27 20:49
149FGivemeApen: 滾啦 39.8.129.158 03/27 20:49
150Fmilanookimo: fuck you!111.235.244.150 03/27 20:50
151Fmilanookimo: 幹寧涼..111.235.244.150 03/27 20:51
152Fgofun: 你要幾分熟 180.176.99.220 03/27 20:51
153Fakillu: 你什麼時後才要炒掉你的髮型設計師 59.115.80.227 03/27 20:52
154FEvilKnight: 我OK 你先中 220.136.105.49 03/27 20:54
155Fgerming: 女王會說 幹 你才沒戴口罩跟我講過話而已 180.204.140.56 03/27 20:55
156Fohrring: HAHAHHAHAHAHHA. Uccu 223.136.251.65 03/27 20:56
157Fooolllddd: 斯斯有兩種 114.38.68.123 03/27 20:56
158Ffucking: 乾伶涼 1.170.134.205 03/27 20:57
159FFalseGod: Cheers mate 49.219.162.247 03/27 20:59
160Fwill1118: 東踏取蜜 03/27 21:01
161FBroSin: ご愁傷様 03/27 21:02
162FNotUniqueSol: 「他#的電話不會傳染吧?」 03/27 21:02
163Fzoo1989z: 可憐哪 03/27 21:05
164FHall: an apple a day keep the Johnson away 03/27 21:06
165Fae8656tw: 活該 03/27 21:06
166Freenwit: 咳咳咳咳咳 03/27 21:07
167Fasdxxg5: 鼻要靠近我 03/27 21:07
168Fffreakk: 大英帝國不能亡在我任內 03/27 21:08
169Froxas: 東踏取蜜 03/27 21:08
170Fushiro: 你有病你要先說 03/27 21:09
171Fga780358: get the fuck out 03/27 21:11
172FAlianF: 東踏取蜜 03/27 21:12
173Fapprentice08: 我覺得女王早中了,不是都要跟首相晨會接觸,查爾斯 03/27 21:13
174Fapprentice08: 的搞不好就這樣來的,只是太動搖國本了 03/27 21:13
175Faragorn747: 夕鶴 03/27 21:15
176Fwoggininder: Fuck off dickhead 03/27 21:16
177Fpikochu: 東踏取蜜 03/27 21:18
178Flaechan: https://youtu.be/z_dC0LZp9UA 03/27 21:19
179Fptptpty: Leave me alone! 03/27 21:20
180Flairx: 病毒會透過電話線傳染嗎? 03/27 21:22
181Fs790412: 你確診你要先講= = 03/27 21:23
182Fal199786215: 下面一位 別來煩我 03/27 21:24
183Fj900414: https://i.imgur.com/PaMKG01.jpg 03/27 21:25
184FMalcolmX: 內閣改選就好,你就安心上路吧 03/27 21:26
185Fnavy519t: 普通人類真令人同情 03/27 21:28
186Fniniokita: 欸!說好的卡蜜拉呢! 03/27 21:28
187Fgt0404: 一路好走 03/27 21:29
188Ffluffylove: 髮型超亂,還每天都這麼亂=_= 03/27 21:29
189Fdogpampam: 404 e04 03/27 21:32
190Fvanson37: fuck off 03/27 21:33
191Fleo125160909: I dot car 03/27 21:33
192FHarrison1814: 女王:嘿~強生...聽說這個病毒會攻擊男生的蛋蛋哦 03/27 21:33
193Ftigerzz3: 可憐吶 03/27 21:36
194FLausuTsai: uccu 03/27 21:40
195Fyungchan: 你有種 03/27 21:41
196Fn131419: 您的女王已掛斷電話 請稍後再撥 03/27 21:42
197Ffoodspace4u: uccu 03/27 21:44
198Ficyhot: ㄇㄉㄈㄎ 03/27 21:45
199Fsanchi: J: I did!!! Q: Now you have it. 03/27 21:46
200Fdean0213: 今罵少年郎身體架逆虛 03/27 21:49
201Fpeheart: Fuck off!! Go fuck yourself 03/27 21:50
202Feric525498: XDD 03/27 21:50
203Ficehikki: 東踏取蜜 03/27 21:50
204Fnosheep: 抓到你了,炸彈魔 03/27 21:53
205Fpttnew: 法克油 03/27 21:53
206Fhooniya: UCCU 03/27 21:54
207Fctes940008: 下面一位 03/27 22:00
208Fterry1043: 一起得肺炎 03/27 22:01
209Fesho: 英國女王:澳孝濂 03/27 22:04
210Fkerr420: 妳媽確診 03/27 22:08
211Flon870814: UCCU la 03/27 22:10
212FBuriBuri: 東踏取蜜 03/27 22:12
213Fdarkpat5566: fuck of PM 03/27 22:13
214Fyazhu90229: oh lovely 03/27 22:17
215Fssw16832001: 歐拉歐拉歐拉歐拉歐拉 03/27 22:17
216Fmilton1991: 驚不驚喜,喜不喜歡,嘻嘻 03/27 22:19
217Ffishsolo: :嫩 03/27 22:23
218Fwryyyyyyyy: bloody hell 03/27 22:23
219Faed14607: UCCU 03/27 22:25
220FMidoBanA: 我ok你佛心 03/27 22:26
221Fliflguy: 東踏取蜜 03/27 22:32
222Fskyshirley: 你那邊怎樣概痝o邊OK 03/27 22:39
223Fskyshirley: 你那邊怎樣 我這邊OK 03/27 22:39
224Fmeloman: 我ok你先領 03/27 22:39
225Fmakki: 推文XDDD 03/27 22:43
226Flingz1024: 去看查爾斯推特超有趣 03/27 22:46
227Fxiaopei: wash your hands! 03/27 22:48
228FSunnyOne: 1好加3好 03/27 22:56
229Fmonicatsai: 媽呀笑死 03/27 23:27
230FMatix1211: C'est la vie 03/27 23:28
231Fakay08: 女王撐過去會不會活到百歲,女王超強的 03/27 23:36
232Fthicklips: how do you turn this on 03/27 23:43
233Fanalyticalsh: piss off!! next~~~~! 03/27 23:57
234FViktorGoogle: 去幹母豬 03/28 00:07
235Fzoophile: 美強生 03/28 00:18
236Fwangha08: 我ok,你先得 03/28 00:24
237Fcopy5566: 去死吧!腦殘肥宅! 03/28 00:25
238Fminijin: you see you 03/28 00:26
239Fminijin: you see see you 03/28 00:26
240Froy4112: Take the bloody shot 03/28 00:38
241Fmozi: uccu 03/28 00:47
242Fasuralee: 東踏取密 03/28 00:48
243FSamsalt: bloody hell 03/28 00:52
244Fkiki0203: https://i.imgur.com/ElsdybG.jpg 03/28 01:06
245Fkitten123: 東踏取密 03/28 01:21
246Ffishead1116: 東踏取密 03/28 01:34
247FSmoltzy: 就Samuel Jackson的口頭禪那句囉 03/28 01:36
248FLuver: 奶奶我的頭髮一直都很亂,現在又得武漢肺炎該怎麼辦? 03/28 01:44
249FSugiros: UCCU 03/28 02:00
250Fhandylan: say my name 03/28 02:16
251Fccharles: https://i.imgur.com/9XkvVk4.jpg 03/28 02:23
252Flindywell: you fucked up 03/28 03:00
253Fmacefindu: Suck it up, baby~ 03/28 03:03
254Ftmwolf: 准假 03/28 05:45
255Fhot3965359: 阿彌陀佛 03/28 06:38
256Fbeypola: 哈哈哈我會活的比你久 03/28 07:23
257Fneweb: https://i.imgur.com/RwVHHzT.gif 03/28 08:02
258Fkitty76415: 不要靠近我 03/28 08:53
259Fjack0216: 你媽在武漢等你 03/28 10:09
260Fmolv: 強生你會吹口哨嗎? 03/28 10:20
261Fjrr661: you fool 03/28 10:44
262Fmicrotox: 我是蜥蜴人啦 03/28 12:35
263Frayjackfred: 歐隆強生 03/28 14:24
264Flingan201: 推6樓XD 03/28 19:13
265Fsted0101: 洗內 03/28 20:50
266Fcanucksteve: 你25萬 哥100萬 03/29 23:07

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